June 2013
May 2013
April 2013
March 2013
- me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
- me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
February 2013
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
